I hate the dentist with a violent passion. I'd rather have major surgery than a dental procedure. So I wasn't thrilled when my recent appointment with the torturer indicated that I needed quite a few procedures.
I came home and promptly had the worst migraine headache ever. Complete with flashing lights. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever had those flashing lights before.
Then I cancelled the necessary appointments.
Of course, my dental insurance doesn't cover most of this.
Anybody have a spare few thousand dollars? I don't.
Um, no, these are not my pearly whites.